{"id":483,"date":"2013-08-15T09:37:40","date_gmt":"2013-08-15T02:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahisaajy.web.id\/blog\/?p=483"},"modified":"2013-08-16T17:52:12","modified_gmt":"2013-08-16T10:52:12","slug":"serba-et-deh-pokoknya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahisaajy.web.id\/blog\/2013\/08\/serba-et-deh-pokoknya\/","title":{"rendered":"Serba ‘ET’ deh Pokoknya"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hari itu benar-benar serba kepepet.<\/p>\n

Hidung mampet. Belum lagi mata sepet. Terus juga pikiran mumet.<\/p>\n

Aduuuhh, tiba-tiba saja kebelet. Udah gak kuat pengin ke toilet.<\/p>\n

Ini pasti gara-gara Si Komo jalannya lelet. Alhasil, jadinya terjebak macet.<\/p>\n

Mending buru-buru deh gerak cepet. Nanti takut hujannya tambah awet.<\/p>\n

Awet kayak hubungan kalian ya (*nyindir). Preeett.<\/p>\n

Ngomong-ngomong, kalian pada bawa kan, dompet?<\/p>\n

Hati-hati naruhnya, nanti kecopet.<\/p>\n

Iya, itu kan soalnya aset.<\/p>\n

Biarpun isinya kebaret-baret, kek, biarin aja tet (kuntet).<\/p>\n

Hoammm, masih ngantuk banget.<\/p>\n

Tadi baru tidur sebentar, jadinya belum sempat molet.<\/p>\n

Belum sempat juga buka facebook, twitter, sama bbm. Jadinya kudet (kurang apdet).<\/p>\n

Tidur-tiduran di karpet emang bikin lupa semuanya, ebuset.<\/p>\n

Yaudah yuk kembali komat-komet.<\/p>\n

Sekarang perut bunyi, udah kayak pertunjukan operet.<\/p>\n

Tadi sih cuma makan omelet.<\/p>\n

Perut masih segini-gini aja. Gak gemuk dan gak bulet.<\/p>\n

Tapi sixpack loh, kayak atlet.<\/p>\n

Udahan dulu ya, mau lanjutin tugas dulu nih tentang “Socket”.<\/p>\n

Lain kali, main kata berakhiran -et lagi ya, atau yang lainnya. Biar asik lohh kayak naik jet. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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